How far along are you??

So today I got the question I had been dreading, but hoped no one would dare to ask. See, even 10 days after delivering my almost nine pound baby, I still have some leftover down there. But to say I look pregnant!! She must not have thought very hard before asking that question.

Not to worry, my uterus is presently shrinking back to fist size and a couple hundred situps will tone up the sagging muscles. Unfortunately, what I wasn't counting on was how much my hips would spread. I'm not sure I'll be fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans for that reason alone. *tears*