{Possibly} Worst Morning Ever

By nine o'clock in the morning, this has already happened:

--unattended preschooler decides to cook and adds uncooked bean/cashew/water/spices mixture {that he had made the day before} to the pan of frying onions and potatoes, making it all inedible
--same preschooler takes clock off wall, rearranges all furniture in living room and begins to move like a tornado into other rooms, refusing to follow directions {shower, dress, stop terrorizing}
--baby poops in bathtub
--mommy still hasn't had anything to eat

We need a do-over. Don't call me supermom. ;)