Who Am I?

Tired, weary, battle-worn.
Pusher of the 100 pound Chariot over hill and dale.
Peacemaker, mediator.
Single parent for the past four days. And nights.
Maker of the rice casserole and peach puddin'.
Toy time-outer.
Ship Captain, readjusting sails with change of plans.
Mover, shaker, sweater.
Attempted photoshooter.
Tucking-in-er. Alone-timer.
Soon to be sleeper.

And just in case you wanted to see "testosterone faces".